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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
just now
106 Harry Potter erotica.
What's that smell?
just now
69 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
What gets better with age?
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109 Bestiality.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
just now
78 Coat hanger abortions.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
1 mins ago
44 Bingeing and purging.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
1 mins ago
83 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
1 mins ago
62 Judge Judy.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
1 mins ago
1 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
A bleached asshole.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
2 mins ago
92 Just the tip.
What's my secret power?
2 mins ago
82 Incest.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
z | 1
The South.
x | 2
Third base.
c | 3
Panda sex.
 
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