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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
11 hours ago
36 Flightless birds.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
11 hours ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Suicidal thoughts.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
20 hours ago
57 Vehicular manslaughter.
What will always get you laid?
20 hours ago
69 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
__________. That's how I want to die.
34 hours ago
69 Sniffing glue.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
45 hours ago
67 Sexy Siamese twins.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
65 hours ago
53 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
65 hours ago
93 Balls.
Why do I hurt all over?
65 hours ago
70 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
67 hours ago
60 Tangled Slinkys.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
Robbing a sperm bank.
x | 2
An anal probe.
c | 3
Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
My inner demons.
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
 
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