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What's the next Happy Meal toy?
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39 Bingeing and purging.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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91 Nubile slave boys.
What helps Obama unwind?
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62 Penis envy.
I drink to forget __________.
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75 Passable transvestites.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
1 mins ago
43 Statistically validated stereotypes.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
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36 Amputees.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
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59 Edible underpants.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
2 mins ago
100 The clitoris.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
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70 The World of Warcraft.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
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63 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Masturbation.
x | 2
Explosions.
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A sea of troubles.
 
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