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This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
just now
84 The Jews.
What am I giving up for Lent?
just now
82 The Holy Bible.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
just now
60 Fingering.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
1 mins ago
48 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
1 mins ago
39 Preteens.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
1 mins ago
78 Police brutality.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
2 mins ago
30 The South.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 mins ago
59 My machete.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
2 mins ago
48 Historically black colleges.
What's that sound?
3 mins ago
149 German dungeon porn.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
The Übermensch.
x | 2
Muzzy.
c | 3
The placenta.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A sausage festival.
FALCON PUNCH!!!
 
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