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After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
just now
79 A micropenis.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
just now
68 BATMAN!!!
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
just now
111 My genitals.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
just now
76 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
1 mins ago
1 Steve Irwin.
2 Girls 1 Cup.
What am I giving up for Lent?
1 mins ago
77 Being a dick to children.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
1 mins ago
1 Children on leashes.
A hot mess.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
2 mins ago
41 Cuddling.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
2 mins ago
87 Literally eating shit.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
2 mins ago
1 Morgan Freeman's voice.
A zesty breakfast burrito.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
z | 1
Laying an egg.
x | 2
Zeus's sexual appetites.
c | 3
A salty surprise.
 
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