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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
just now
1 Waiting 'til marriage.
Erectile dysfunction.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
just now
34 The Chinese gymnastics team.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
just now
101 A micropenis.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
1 mins ago
128 Tentacle porn.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
1 mins ago
76 The American Dream.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
1 mins ago
1 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
Raping and pillaging.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
2 mins ago
82 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
2 mins ago
111 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
2 mins ago
84 Nazis.
Why am I sticky?
3 mins ago
89 Child beauty pageants.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
Forgetting the Alamo.
x | 2
Taking off your shirt.
c | 3
An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
 
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