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What helps Obama unwind?
65 mins ago
65 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
29 hours ago
47 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
29 hours ago
83 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
29 hours ago
60 GoGurt.
What do old people smell like?
29 hours ago
21 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
102 hours ago
51 Half-assed foreplay.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
142 hours ago
100 Bestiality.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
163 hours ago
57 Smegma.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
218 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Britney Spears at 55.
__________. It's a trap!
225 hours ago
31 Poor life choices.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
A disappointing birthday party.
x | 2
Dave Matthews Band.
c | 3
My soul.
The Trail of Tears.
Beating your wives.
Sexy Siamese twins.
 
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