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He who controls __________ controls the world.
119 mins ago
121 Tentacle porn.
What will always get you laid?
22 hours ago
40 The forbidden fruit.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
69 hours ago
42 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
Why am I sticky?
69 hours ago
56 Hipsters.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
91 hours ago
36 Flightless birds.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
91 hours ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Suicidal thoughts.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
101 hours ago
57 Vehicular manslaughter.
What will always get you laid?
101 hours ago
69 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
__________. That's how I want to die.
115 hours ago
69 Sniffing glue.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
125 hours ago
67 Sexy Siamese twins.
What never fails to liven up the party?
z | 1
A moment of silence.
x | 2
The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
c | 3
(I am doing Kegels right now.)
 
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