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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
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1 Sexy pillow fights.
Preteens.
What's my secret power?
57 mins ago
42 Waterboarding.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
15 hours ago
69 Inappropriate yodeling.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
46 hours ago
72 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
58 hours ago
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During sex, I like to think about __________.
266 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
266 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
293 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
294 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
339 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
It's a trap!
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The chronic.
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Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
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Eating too much of a lamp.
 
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