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What never fails to liven up the party?
just now
69 Cockfights.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
just now
1 Twinkies®.
A homoerotic volleyball montage.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
1 mins ago
61 Children on leashes.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
1 mins ago
3 Explosions.
Fancy Feast®.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
2 mins ago
54 A sausage festival.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
3 mins ago
29 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
3 mins ago
1 Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Golden showers.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
3 mins ago
50 Hormone injections.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
4 mins ago
43 My relationship status.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
5 mins ago
2 2 Girls 1 Cup.
The homosexual agenda.
__________: good to the last drop.
z | 1
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
x | 2
Scrotum tickling.
c | 3
Twinkies®.
 
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