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What are my parents hiding from me?
55 mins ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
56 mins ago
98 Necrophilia.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
56 mins ago
45 Republicans.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
28 hours ago
1 The folly of man.
Genital piercings.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
105 hours ago
110 Flying sex snakes.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
172 hours ago
39 Free samples.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
172 hours ago
25 The Red Menace.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
172 hours ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
173 hours ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
679 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
Dry heaving.
x | 2
The violation of our most basic human rights.
c | 3
Lumberjack fantasies.
Doing the right thing.
Tickle Me Elmo™.
Faith healing.
 
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