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In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
just now
42 Keanu Reeves.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
just now
44 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
It's a trap!
just now
80 A sassy black woman.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
1 mins ago
43 Praying the gay away.
__________. It's a trap!
1 mins ago
78 Lady Gaga.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
1 mins ago
124 My dick.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
2 mins ago
39 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
2 mins ago
24 The Trail of Tears.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
2 mins ago
52 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
2 mins ago
52 Oompa-Loompas.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
Forgetting the Alamo.
x | 2
Passable transvestites.
c | 3
Slow motion.
 
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