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What am I giving up for Lent?
just now
82 The Holy Bible.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
just now
60 Fingering.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
just now
48 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
1 mins ago
39 Preteens.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
1 mins ago
78 Police brutality.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
1 mins ago
30 The South.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 mins ago
59 My machete.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
2 mins ago
48 Historically black colleges.
What's that sound?
2 mins ago
149 German dungeon porn.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
2 mins ago
40 Eating the last known bison.
What do old people smell like?
z | 1
The Care Bear Stare.
x | 2
Figgy pudding.
c | 3
Police brutality.
 
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