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66 The KKK.
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112 Necrophilia.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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83 A salty surprise.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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97 Auschwitz.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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What's that smell?
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108 Anal beads.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
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82 Pictures of boobs.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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What am I giving up for Lent?
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58 Estrogen.
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27 Hot people.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
A neglected Tamagotchi™.
x | 2
Sharing needles.
c | 3
An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
The Kool-Aid Man.
My genitals.
 
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