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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
just now
78 Police brutality.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
just now
30 The South.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
just now
59 My machete.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
1 mins ago
48 Historically black colleges.
What's that sound?
1 mins ago
149 German dungeon porn.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
1 mins ago
40 Eating the last known bison.
White people like __________.
1 mins ago
82 Altar boys.
What's a girl's best friend?
2 mins ago
77 The hardworking Mexican.
What's my anti-drug?
2 mins ago
44 Scalping.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
2 mins ago
106 Harry Potter erotica.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
My sex life.
x | 2
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
c | 3
Women's suffrage.
 
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