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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
99 mins ago
54 Tripping balls.
What ended my last relationship?
99 mins ago
76 White people.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
100 mins ago
102 Necrophilia.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
100 mins ago
97 Morgan Freeman's voice.
What's my anti-drug?
100 mins ago
44 Beer shits.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
100 mins ago
17 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
101 mins ago
57 God.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
101 mins ago
99 2 Girls 1 Cup.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
102 mins ago
106 A sad handjob.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
102 mins ago
59 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
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The Übermensch.
x | 2
Asians who aren't good at math.
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Hunting accidents.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
The boners of the elderly.
 
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