Some Recent Plays
What are my parents hiding from me?
6 hours ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
6 hours ago
98 Necrophilia.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
6 hours ago
45 Republicans.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
34 hours ago
1 The folly of man.
Genital piercings.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
110 hours ago
110 Flying sex snakes.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
178 hours ago
39 Free samples.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
178 hours ago
25 The Red Menace.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
178 hours ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
178 hours ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
684 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
Jew-fros.
x | 2
Hurricane Katrina.
c | 3
Morgan Freeman's voice.
A really cool hat.
An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
Teaching a robot to love.
 
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