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45 Lumberjack fantasies.
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91 Auschwitz.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
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32 Pterodactyl eggs.
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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
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121 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
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This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
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x | 2
Robbing a sperm bank.
c | 3
Michelle Obama's arms.
 
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