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What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
just now
17 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
just now
57 God.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
1 mins ago
99 2 Girls 1 Cup.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
1 mins ago
106 A sad handjob.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
1 mins ago
59 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
1 mins ago
60 Vigorous jazz hands.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
2 mins ago
73 The homosexual agenda.
What never fails to liven up the party?
2 mins ago
104 Bestiality.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
2 mins ago
41 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What are my parents hiding from me?
3 mins ago
91 Nipple blades.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Masturbation.
x | 2
Friendly fire.
c | 3
Dead babies.
 
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