Some Recent Plays
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
just now
57 Racism.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
just now
85 Hurricane Katrina.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
just now
94 Child abuse.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
just now
91 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
1 mins ago
1 Obesity.
Improvised explosive devices.
I drink to forget __________.
1 mins ago
49 Man meat.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
1 mins ago
72 Beating your wives.
Betcha can't have just one!
1 mins ago
50 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
2 mins ago
88 A can of whoop-ass.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
2 mins ago
68 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
c | 3
God.
Hormone injections.
Zeus's sexual appetites.
A beached whale.
 
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