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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
10 hours ago
39 Free samples.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
10 hours ago
25 The Red Menace.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
10 hours ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
10 hours ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
516 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
527 hours ago
64 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
527 hours ago
32 Flash flooding.
__________. High five, bro.
556 hours ago
94 Erectile dysfunction.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
575 hours ago
55 Justin Bieber.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
575 hours ago
35 Clams.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
A cooler full of organs.
x | 2
Good grammar.
c | 3
Whipping it out.
Leaving an awkward voicemail.
A vajazzled vagina.
Being on fire.
 
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