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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
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56 Darth Vader.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
1 mins ago
1 Being rich.
John Wilkes Booth.
Betcha can't have just one!
1 mins ago
46 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
2 mins ago
104 Asians who aren't good at math.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
2 mins ago
104 Pictures of boobs.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
2 mins ago
54 An icepick lobotomy.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 mins ago
44 Ronald Reagan.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
3 mins ago
60 Italians.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
4 mins ago
46 Gladiatorial combat.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
4 mins ago
58 A Gypsy curse.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
z | 1
Mutually-assured destruction.
x | 2
Statistically validated stereotypes.
c | 3
Hormone injections.
 
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