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What's my anti-drug?
182 hours ago
86 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
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117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
304 hours ago
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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
455 hours ago
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What's the crustiest?
505 hours ago
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
790 hours ago
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I drink to forget __________.
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The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
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An icepick lobotomy.
 
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