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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
just now
99 2 Girls 1 Cup.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
just now
106 A sad handjob.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
1 mins ago
59 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
1 mins ago
60 Vigorous jazz hands.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
1 mins ago
73 The homosexual agenda.
What never fails to liven up the party?
1 mins ago
104 Bestiality.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
2 mins ago
41 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What are my parents hiding from me?
2 mins ago
91 Nipple blades.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
2 mins ago
55 Tom Cruise.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
3 mins ago
57 Passing a kidney stone.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
Racism.
x | 2
Overcompensation.
c | 3
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
 
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