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During sex, I like to think about __________.
120 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
120 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
147 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
147 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
193 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
362 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
379 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
589 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
592 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
598 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
The American Dream.
x | 2
Licking things to claim them as your own.
c | 3
The Kool-Aid Man.
 
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