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51 White privilege.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
1 mins ago
51 Amputees.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
2 mins ago
32 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
2 mins ago
63 Dead parents.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
3 mins ago
70 White people.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
3 mins ago
56 Darth Vader.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
5 mins ago
1 Being rich.
John Wilkes Booth.
Betcha can't have just one!
5 mins ago
46 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
5 mins ago
104 Asians who aren't good at math.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
6 mins ago
104 Pictures of boobs.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
z | 1
Flying sex snakes.
x | 2
Clams.
c | 3
An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
 
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