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Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
105 mins ago
33 The hiccups.
I drink to forget __________.
23 hours ago
33 Apologizing.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
41 hours ago
73 The placenta.
White people like __________.
41 hours ago
62 The homosexual agenda.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
41 hours ago
103 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
41 hours ago
102 The Chinese gymnastics team.
__________. It's a trap!
41 hours ago
54 Deflowering the princess.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
45 hours ago
120 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
__________. That's how I want to die.
118 hours ago
58 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
118 hours ago
78 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What do old people smell like?
z | 1
The Care Bear Stare.
x | 2
Cybernetic enhancements.
c | 3
Spectacular abs.
 
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