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What's the gift that keeps on giving?
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83 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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62 Judge Judy.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
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1 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
A bleached asshole.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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92 Just the tip.
What's my secret power?
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82 Incest.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
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1 Porn stars.
Kim Jong-il.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
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43 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What are my parents hiding from me?
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92 Exactly what you'd expect.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
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2 Heartwarming orphans.
Beer shits.
What do old people smell like?
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29 Whipping it out.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
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The Übermensch.
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Heartwarming orphans.
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Hope.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Paris Hilton.
Flying sex snakes.
 
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