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What's a girl's best friend?
just now
77 The hardworking Mexican.
What's my anti-drug?
just now
44 Scalping.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
just now
106 Harry Potter erotica.
What's that smell?
1 mins ago
69 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
What gets better with age?
1 mins ago
109 Bestiality.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
1 mins ago
78 Coat hanger abortions.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
1 mins ago
44 Bingeing and purging.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
2 mins ago
83 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
2 mins ago
62 Judge Judy.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
2 mins ago
1 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
A bleached asshole.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
My sex life.
x | 2
Flavored condoms.
c | 3
The Care Bear Stare.
 
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