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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
39 hours ago
1 Mathletes.
Hormone injections.
__________. It's a trap!
125 hours ago
44 Police brutality.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
125 hours ago
87 Masturbation.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
125 hours ago
1 The Übermensch.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
128 hours ago
53 My sex life.
Why can't I sleep at night?
128 hours ago
60 Racism.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
282 hours ago
19 Forgetting the Alamo.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
438 hours ago
87 Dead babies.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
463 hours ago
28 The South.
What do old people smell like?
585 hours ago
24 The Care Bear Stare.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
z | 1
Multiple stab wounds.
x | 2
Being fabulous.
c | 3
The boners of the elderly.
 
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