Some Recent Plays
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
7 hours ago
72 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
What ended my last relationship?
7 hours ago
100 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
237 hours ago
91 Flying sex snakes.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
237 hours ago
1 The Kool-Aid Man.
Sexy Siamese twins.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
243 hours ago
48 Shaft.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
324 hours ago
1 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Edible underpants.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
364 hours ago
99 Bitches.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
366 hours ago
45 Impotence.
Betcha can't have just one!
366 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
366 hours ago
55 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
z | 1
The Rapture.
x | 2
Winking at old people.
c | 3
The folly of man.
 
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