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In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
just now
28 Four Loko.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
just now
95 Fiery poops.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
1 mins ago
63 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
__________. High five, bro.
1 mins ago
78 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
1 mins ago
92 Zeus's sexual appetites.
__________. That's how I want to die.
1 mins ago
51 Natural selection.
Why do I hurt all over?
2 mins ago
71 Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
2 mins ago
115 A big black dick.
What's that smell?
3 mins ago
62 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
3 mins ago
1 Being a dinosaur.
Sean Penn.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
Take-backsies.
c | 3
Embryonic stem cells.
Hormone injections.
Republicans.
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
 
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