Some Recent Plays
What are my parents hiding from me?
just now
81 Erectile dysfunction.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
just now
98 Necrophilia.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
just now
45 Republicans.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
27 hours ago
1 The folly of man.
Genital piercings.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
104 hours ago
110 Flying sex snakes.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
172 hours ago
39 Free samples.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
172 hours ago
25 The Red Menace.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
172 hours ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
172 hours ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
678 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Crystal meth.
x | 2
Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
c | 3
A web of lies.
Smegma.
Oompa-Loompas.
Bosnian chicken farmers.
 
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