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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
6 hours ago
88 Necrophilia.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
6 hours ago
20 Muzzy.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
278 hours ago
82 Cockfights.
What helps Obama unwind?
278 hours ago
55 Will Smith.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
278 hours ago
1 Sean Connery.
Child beauty pageants.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
278 hours ago
69 Men.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
278 hours ago
75 Mad cow disease.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
278 hours ago
37 Shaft.
White people like __________.
278 hours ago
114 Doin' it in the butt.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
278 hours ago
133 My vagina.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
z | 1
The placenta.
x | 2
Guys who don't call.
c | 3
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
 
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