Some Recent Plays
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
12 hours ago
39 Justin Bieber.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
58 hours ago
99 Bestiality.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
58 hours ago
1 Land mines.
Oompa-Loompas.
Why do I hurt all over?
58 hours ago
47 Roofies.
What's my anti-drug?
58 hours ago
40 New Age music.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
82 hours ago
50 The Hamburglar.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
82 hours ago
51 The Care Bear Stare.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
82 hours ago
94 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
82 hours ago
36 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
82 hours ago
31 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
z | 1
Black people.
x | 2
A stray pube.
c | 3
A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
 
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