Some Recent Plays
What are my parents hiding from me?
just now
69 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
24 hours ago
59 Improvised explosive devices.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
87 hours ago
45 Impotence.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
94 hours ago
72 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
What ended my last relationship?
94 hours ago
100 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
324 hours ago
91 Flying sex snakes.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
324 hours ago
1 The Kool-Aid Man.
Sexy Siamese twins.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
330 hours ago
48 Shaft.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
411 hours ago
1 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Edible underpants.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
451 hours ago
99 Bitches.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
Italians.
x | 2
A sea of troubles.
c | 3
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
 
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