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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
just now
92 Just the tip.
What's my secret power?
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82 Incest.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
just now
1 Porn stars.
Kim Jong-il.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
1 mins ago
43 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What are my parents hiding from me?
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92 Exactly what you'd expect.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
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2 Heartwarming orphans.
Beer shits.
What do old people smell like?
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29 Whipping it out.
What's the new fad diet?
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62 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
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64 A fetus.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
3 mins ago
50 Jew-fros.
What do old people smell like?
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The Care Bear Stare.
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A beached whale.
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A hot mess.
 
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