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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
4 mins ago
109 Surprise sex!
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
5 mins ago
1 Geese.
RoboCop.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
7 mins ago
90 Queefing.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
7 mins ago
1 Substitute teachers.
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
8 mins ago
20 The forbidden fruit.
What's the most emo?
8 mins ago
19 Four Loko.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
10 mins ago
40 Waiting 'til marriage.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
11 mins ago
85 Oompa-Loompas.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
12 mins ago
47 Keanu Reeves.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
13 mins ago
91 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
A tiny horse.
x | 2
Harry Potter erotica.
c | 3
Sexy pillow fights.
Laying an egg.
Panty raids.
Space muffins.
 
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