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What helps Obama unwind?
just now
41 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
just now
74 George Clooney's musk.
What's the most emo?
just now
61 Soiling oneself.
What ended my last relationship?
1 mins ago
61 MechaHitler.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
1 mins ago
65 RoboCop.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
1 mins ago
1 Puppies!
That one gay Teletubby.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
2 mins ago
32 Skeletor.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
2 mins ago
28 Road head.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
2 mins ago
38 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
3 mins ago
54 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
A sad handjob.
c | 3
The Underground Railroad.
Hormone injections.
Scrubbing under the folds.
Mutually-assured destruction.
 
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