Some Recent Plays
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
7 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
10 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
16 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
28 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
28 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
28 hours ago
46 Scalping.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
28 hours ago
44 Roofies.
What are my parents hiding from me?
36 hours ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
36 hours ago
98 Necrophilia.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
36 hours ago
45 Republicans.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Finger painting.
x | 2
(I am doing Kegels right now.)
c | 3
Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
 
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