Some Recent Plays
What's my anti-drug?
32 hours ago
86 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
68 hours ago
117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
154 hours ago
52 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
227 hours ago
17 Guys who don't call.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
305 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
355 hours ago
32 Stranger danger.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
383 hours ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
383 hours ago
65 Asians who aren't good at math.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
383 hours ago
29 Historical revisionism.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
640 hours ago
16 The drama club.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
z | 1
Heath Ledger.
x | 2
The Red Menace.
c | 3
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
 
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