Some Recent Plays
What never fails to liven up the party?
43 hours ago
61 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
62 hours ago
1 A passionate Latino lover.
Doing the right thing.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
63 hours ago
71 The economy.
__________. It's a trap!
64 hours ago
31 Keanu Reeves.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
67 hours ago
1 Quivering jowls.
Suicidal thoughts.
What am I giving up for Lent?
67 hours ago
23 Flash flooding.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
67 hours ago
37 My relationship status.
What do old people smell like?
67 hours ago
17 Dancing with a broom.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
67 hours ago
46 Gary Coleman.
What's the most emo?
67 hours ago
44 Smegma.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Flying sex snakes.
x | 2
Heteronormativity.
c | 3
Coat hanger abortions.
 
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