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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
just now
36 Amputees.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
just now
59 Edible underpants.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
just now
100 The clitoris.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
1 mins ago
70 The World of Warcraft.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
1 mins ago
63 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
1 mins ago
67 Pixelated bukkake.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
1 mins ago
57 Racism.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
2 mins ago
85 Hurricane Katrina.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
2 mins ago
94 Child abuse.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
2 mins ago
91 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
Poor people.
c | 3
Tentacle porn.
Hormone injections.
Dancing with a broom.
A big black dick.
 
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