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What helps Obama unwind?
359 hours ago
81 Panty raids.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
359 hours ago
41 Ominous background music.
__________. High five, bro.
359 hours ago
128 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
359 hours ago
74 Coat hanger abortions.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
359 hours ago
89 Pictures of boobs.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
359 hours ago
93 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
359 hours ago
60 Front butt.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
359 hours ago
1 A windmill full of corpses.
A wheelchair death race.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
359 hours ago
1 A mating display.
Adult Friendfinder.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
359 hours ago
46 Prosti-tots.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
z | 1
Passable transvestites.
x | 2
Making a pouty face.
c | 3
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
 
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