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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
104 hours ago
45 A lifetime of sadness.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
125 hours ago
40 The Hustle.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
224 hours ago
87 Full frontal nudity.
What's a girl's best friend?
256 hours ago
44 A gassy antelope.
What's a girl's best friend?
256 hours ago
80 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's a girl's best friend?
256 hours ago
60 Homeless people.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
298 hours ago
68 Foreskin.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
315 hours ago
60 The Hamburglar.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
338 hours ago
67 Christopher Walken.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
365 hours ago
65 Inappropriate yodeling.
What do old people smell like?
z | 1
Passing a kidney stone.
x | 2
Bananas in Pajamas.
c | 3
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
 
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