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Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
70 hours ago
51 Team building exercises.
War! What is it good for?
385 hours ago
74 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
621 hours ago
2 Seduction.
Muzzy.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
621 hours ago
26 A murder most foul.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
621 hours ago
119 Porn stars.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
621 hours ago
36 The forbidden fruit.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
621 hours ago
49 A mating display.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
621 hours ago
52 The Rapture.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
621 hours ago
71 Coat hanger abortions.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
621 hours ago
17 John Wilkes Booth.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
A tiny horse.
x | 2
Charisma.
c | 3
Gloryholes.
Prosti-tots.
Concealing a boner.
Too much hair gel.
 
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