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What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
41 hours ago
149 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
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75 Nubile slave boys.
What's the new fad diet?
41 hours ago
68 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
Why am I sticky?
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89 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
What am I giving up for Lent?
41 hours ago
94 The boners of the elderly.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
41 hours ago
43 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
41 hours ago
67 When you fart and a little bit comes out.
It's a trap!
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44 Sperm whales.
__________. That's how I want to die.
41 hours ago
53 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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45 Hormone injections.
__________? There's an app for that.
z | 1
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
x | 2
Women's suffrage.
c | 3
Vikings.
 
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