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Sorry everyone, I just __________.
3 hours ago
56 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
3 hours ago
16 Object permanence.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
6 hours ago
51 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
6 hours ago
65 Racism.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
6 hours ago
83 Crystal meth.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
6 hours ago
1 The Red Menace.
Michael Jackson.
What ended my last relationship?
6 hours ago
23 A balanced breakfast.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
6 hours ago
103 Dead babies.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
6 hours ago
100 Elderly Japanese men.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
7 hours ago
15 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
z | 1
Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
x | 2
Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
c | 3
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