Some Recent Plays
What never fails to liven up the party?
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41 Poor people.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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62 Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
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1 Pooping in the soup.
Testicular torsion.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
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39 Praying the gay away.
What's my anti-drug?
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74 Nicolas Cage.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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76 The KKK.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
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2 Lactation.
A sausage festival.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
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56 Another goddamn vampire movie.
What do old people smell like?
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86 Teenage pregnancy.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
1 mins ago
69 Friction.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
z | 1
Charisma.
x | 2
Homeless people.
c | 3
The Trail of Tears.
 
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