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White people like __________.
72 hours ago
31 Fancy Feast®.
What's my anti-drug?
263 hours ago
86 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
299 hours ago
117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
386 hours ago
52 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
458 hours ago
17 Guys who don't call.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
536 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
587 hours ago
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
614 hours ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
614 hours ago
65 Asians who aren't good at math.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
614 hours ago
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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
z | 1
Switching to Geico.
x | 2
Coat hanger abortions.
c | 3
The Chinese gymnastics team.
 
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