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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
just now
1 Pooping in the soup.
Testicular torsion.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
just now
39 Praying the gay away.
What's my anti-drug?
just now
74 Nicolas Cage.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
just now
76 The KKK.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
just now
2 Lactation.
A sausage festival.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
just now
56 Another goddamn vampire movie.
What do old people smell like?
just now
86 Teenage pregnancy.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
just now
69 Friction.
__________? There's an app for that.
just now
87 Tasteful sideboob.
What's the new fad diet?
1 mins ago
125 Crystal meth.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
z | 1
A low standard of living.
x | 2
The profoundly handicapped.
c | 3
Mathletes.
 
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