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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
20 hours ago
24 Swooping.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
66 hours ago
81 Child beauty pageants.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
68 hours ago
84 Viagra®.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
219 hours ago
87 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
336 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
347 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
347 hours ago
102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
347 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
384 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
436 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
z | 1
Bono.
x | 2
The Trail of Tears.
c | 3
Being on fire.
 
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