Some Recent Plays
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
2 hours ago
82 Full frontal nudity.
Betcha can't have just one!
2 hours ago
58 Racially-biased SAT questions.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 hours ago
88 German dungeon porn.
What's the most emo?
2 hours ago
88 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
2 hours ago
3 Kamikaze pilots.
The Big Bang.
What's that smell?
2 hours ago
70 The Blood of Christ.
What will always get you laid?
2 hours ago
43 The Rapture.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
42 Shaft.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
2 hours ago
53 Sexy Siamese twins.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
2 hours ago
23 Take-backsies.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Michael Jackson.
x | 2
Tickle Me Elmo™.
c | 3
Historical revisionism.
 
637
119
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support