Some Recent Plays
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
just now
29 Republicans.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
just now
94 Sexy pillow fights.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
just now
51 Natalie Portman.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
just now
44 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
just now
30 A look-see.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
just now
34 Repression.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
51 mins ago
60 Not reciprocating oral sex.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
52 mins ago
59 Erectile dysfunction.
What's that sound?
52 mins ago
71 Hurricane Katrina.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
52 mins ago
1 A brain tumor.
Shaft.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
Leprosy.
x | 2
Quiche.
c | 3
A murder most foul.
 
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